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	<description>When in doubt, monkey about.</description>
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		<title>Your Monkey Called</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/03/your-monkey-called/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Monkey Called
Nothing much to do with monkeys, but a funny site anyway.
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<p>Nothing much to do with monkeys, but a funny site anyway.</p>
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		<title>The Karate Chimp</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/02/the-karate-chimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[karate kick-ass]]></category>

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I wouldn&#8217;t want to meet that guy in a dark jungle alley&#8230;
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<p>I wouldn&#8217;t want to meet that guy in a dark jungle alley&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Sum Dum Monkey</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/02/sum-dum-monkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 14:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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A hip-hop video from the mid 90&#8217;s by Fu-Schnickens.
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<p>A hip-hop video from the mid 90&#8217;s by Fu-Schnickens.</p>
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		<title>Is nothing private anymore?</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/is-nothing-private-anymore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
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The Masturbating Monkey (via)
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<p><strong>The Masturbating Monkey</strong> (<a href="http://nerdapproved.com/bizarre-gadgets/masturbating-monkey/">via</a>)</p>
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		<title>Junk Monkey?</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/junk-monkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>

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Junk Monkeys? Grease Gibbons? This is an affront to monkeys and our gibbon cousins! 
It&#8217;s a noble mission, but why bring innocent monkeys into it?
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<p><a href="http://junkmonkey.tv/">Junk Monkeys</a>? Grease Gibbons? This is an affront to monkeys and our gibbon cousins! </p>
<p>It&#8217;s a noble mission, but why bring innocent monkeys into it?</p>
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		<title>Feed the Monkeys</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/feed-the-monkeys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Graphic Designer David Airey feeds a monkey during his recent trip to India.

Unfortunately, while David was away in India some villainous rogue stole his domain name away from him, but thankfully the issue was swiftly resolved and all is well now. 
Suddenly I feel hungry, and I&#8217;m considering a trip to meet my Indian cousins&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Graphic Designer <a href="http://www.davidairey.com">David Airey</a> feeds a monkey during his recent trip to India.</p>
<p><img src='http://monkeynut.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/feeding-monkeys-david-airey.jpg' alt='Feeding Monkey' /></p>
<p>Unfortunately, while David was away in India some villainous rogue stole his domain name away from him, but thankfully <a href="http://www.davidairey.com/david-airey-dot-com-restored/">the issue was swiftly resolved</a> and all is well now. </p>
<p>Suddenly I feel hungry, and I&#8217;m considering a trip to meet my Indian cousins&#8230; </p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.davidairey.com/personal-photography-india/">via</a>)</p>
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		<title>Is calling someone a monkey racist?</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/is-calling-someone-a-monkey-racist/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/is-calling-someone-a-monkey-racist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday&#8217;s Wright Stuff show featured the above topic for discussion. The panel agreed that there were some grey areas, but the intention and context of the person making that statement was crucial.
I asked my human PJ about this, and she felt that as a black person she would feel offended if someone called her a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wright_Stuff">Wright Stuff</a> show featured the above topic for discussion. The panel agreed that there were some grey areas, but the intention and context of the person making that statement was crucial.</p>
<p>I asked my human PJ about this, and she felt that as a black person she would feel offended if someone called her a monkey, as she would feel that they were insulting her race. She acknowledged that in the past people may have referred to a naughty child as a &#8220;cheeky monkey&#8221;, but now people need to be more aware of the connotations of this &#8220;innocent&#8221; phrase. </p>
<p>And besides, no self-respecting monkey wants to be called a human. <img src='http://monkeynut.me.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src='http://monkeynut.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/choc-monkey.jpg' alt='chocolate monkey' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://bebop.cns.ualberta.ca/~cwant/chocomonkey/">Pic Source</a></p>
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		<title>Banksy knows</title>
		<link>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/banksy-knows/</link>
		<comments>http://monkeynut.me.uk/2008/01/banksy-knows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banksy]]></category>

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Laugh Now by Banksy

 


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<p>Laugh Now by <a href="http://www.banksy.co.uk/">Banksy</a></p>
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